The Lerner and Loewe musical “My Fair Lady” is based on G.B. Shaw’s play “Pygmalion.” In both, Prof. Henry Higgins attempts to turn “guttersnipe” Eliza Doolittle into a lady and bets his friend Colonel Pickering that he can do it. Eliza’s father hears of the experiment and tries to get in on the action. I’ve just drafted a parody of “MFL,” entitled “Pygment-alien.” Prof. Pedagogue (“Peddy”) Priggins bets Colonel Picturing that he, Priggins, can turn primitive amateur artist A. Lazy Do-Little into a fine artist. Do-Little’s mother tries to get in on the action. Given that I can’t write music, I’ve employed tunes from “MFL” and written new lyrics to them. The order of the 11 songs is indicated in the titles. If you want to see the entire musical, you’ll have to wait till it plays on Broadway.