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Song Parodies -> "The Bits-Blitz Throng"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Bits-Blitz Throng"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Web’s nut’s postings offer ogrish ire;
flacks fob fibbin’, facts-shorn prose.
Tools ply barrels of bull dung to their choirs
with posts they don’t fess up are faux.

Very much is oh so worthless…rankling mislead prose;
yelp crews shake off reason’s light.
Tiny thoughts rarely ebb, mostly flow.
Ill minds cause harm with creepy sites.

You know, fantasyland’s in play;
web’s bringing lots of noisome kooks out night and day.
If only motherboards would start to fry
Before this bane-jeer to the ether could fly.

Blown smoke is proffered many, many ways.
To fix this cluster’, what to do?
Just go off the grid, put devices away.
Pax vobiscum’s due you.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Santa - December 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Ho Ho Ho here’s some 5’s
Jonathan - December 21, 2017 - Report this comment
3 more 5s for your Christmas stocking!

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