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Song Parodies -> "Don’t Go Making a Hart"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"

Original Performer:

Elton John and Kiki Dee

Parody Song Title:

"Don’t Go Making a Hart"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Don’t go making a hart,
be an ungulate’s bride
Honey, if it’s a sex fest,
don’t pretend you’re a hind

Don’t go making a hart
if you seek venery,
open a lexicon, explore,
this is what you’ll

OK, now close it,
then put it down
and come around:
don’t dosey-doe it.
Do not lose your heart—
stay ’way from the hart,
don’t stray to the hart.

No, don’t go making a hart. . .
a no-no, making a hart.
Don’t go making a hart,

Hold down your “doe” lust;
such longings are bogus.
This cursed thirst, do not slake it;
this desire, just shake it.

And don’t go to see “Bambi”—
that sight for you sure ain’t right.
Think of a hart just as game,
and keep this art from your sight.

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Timmy1000 - October 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Interesting links with this.
Patrick - October 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Oh, deer! Your second link was blocked by the KCK Public Library software. Must be too disturbing for de liddle chilluns.
Leough - October 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Good advice...Stay away from those stag parties!
Rob Arndt - October 15, 2015 - Report this comment
The only Hinds I prefer are the Mil-24 and Mil-35 types!!! 555!
Jonathan - October 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Don't Tell My Hart My Achy Breaky Hart 5's
Meriadoc - October 18, 2015 - Report this comment
I clicked! Oh my retinas! John, what kind of surfing DO you do to find pics like that? :O
Brandon Reina - February 28, 2016 - Report this comment
The word "Hart" is referred to as MELISSA JOAN HART, my #1 actress from "Clarissa Explains It All", "Sabrina the Teenage Witch", "Sabrina the Animated Series", "The Right Connections (1997 musical made-for-TV movie released by Showtime Networks for Viacom Productions and Paramount Home Video)", "Dancing with the Stars" and "Melissa & Joey" as much as becoming the CEO of Sweetharts candy shop and mother of all 3 boys.

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