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Song Parodies -> "Oh What a Ripper—This Dude's No Good;"

Original Song Title:

"Over the River and Through the Woods"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Oh What a Ripper—This Dude's No Good;"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Haute? Not this ripper—costume’s not good;
In drag. . .mother’s frowsy clothes.
His chore: to filet; he’ll carefully slay
With a knife, in slitting’s thro-oes.
Oh what a ripper—this dude’s no good;
Oh, the shivved list does grow.
No chicks he “knows”
’cause mom says no’s. . .
Takes over; he’s bound to blow.

Ogrish ripper—this dude’s no good;
His place out of the way.
“She,” an unwell thing. . .
Skin-sticking fling,
Her arm a fast-shivving fla-ay.
Oh what a ripper—his ’tude’s not good;
Got nabbed and put away.
In the swamp were found
Those he hunted down,
Gone missing shank-riven days.


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Johnny D (a.k.a. The Comedian) - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
A role that could be played by Mr. Walken.
wildcard - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
he he
Old Man Ribber - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - Norman, is that you? No de-Bates here...you pulled it off without a Hitch! (REET! REET! REET! REET!) ;D

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