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Song Parodies -> "Talk Lite from Rand"

Original Song Title:

"Walk Like a Man"

Original Performer:

Four Seasons

Parody Song Title:

"Talk Lite from Rand"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I just heard an interview with this guy. It's early in the game, but if this performance was representative of his essence, even allowing for his being a politician, he’s a passive-aggressive, meandering weasel.
Whoa! How I tried to cut through this clown’s sighs,
Melded with word tries lacking sense.
Unlike his father, he seems more prone to maunder,
And unlike his dad, he seems more dense.

Talk tries from Rand, schlock flies from Rand,
What sighs this man, Ron’s Son?!
This slow man’s dearth of focus prompts much mirth—
It’s talk lite from Rand, Ron’s son.

Try, try, maybe, to not be so hazy. . .
Gonna get it wrong, your mouth.
Dude, are ya’ll drawlin’ because your brain is slow crawlin’,
Or just because you’re from the South?

Aggressive and passive Rand; parsing won’t scan
Schlock plied by Rand; this dude’s
Way with the words is worse than that of nerds.
On what’s this guy Rand—Quaaludes?!

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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 4   0
 5   5

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Michael Pacholek - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm sure he'll appreciate this song that was a hit before the Civil Rights Act of 1964 was passed. I've been telling the "Paulbearers" for a few years now that their idol wants to repeal all the gains in freedom of the 20th Century. But his son actually has the guts to say so. I think the Democrats may actually have a shot at taking this seat in November. Even if Mad Doctor Junior does win, what changes from Jim Bunning to him? Crazy right-winger replaced by crazy right-winger. The difference is, Bunning was a pitcher with a nasty slider, Paul IS a nasty slider.
Old Man Ribber - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
This Rand is their Rand, this Rand ain't my Rand. I voted for Grayson. ;D
Christie Marie M - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Great tribute. I only saw a glimpse of the interview online but don't know too much about it. All I heard about that him and his father are known as "Father and Son of Liberty". Also good song choice. 5's.

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