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Song Parodies -> "We're Off to See Physician"

Original Song Title:

"We're Off to See the Wizard"

Original Performer:

Wizard of Oz soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"We're Off to See Physician"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Swallow the fellow's big load,
Swallow the fellow's big load.
Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow.
Swallow the drain-hold that slows the stream,
Swallow and yellow will not swamp our dreams.
Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow,
Swallow and yellow is slowed.

We're off to see physician;
We're wondering which is the cause. . .
Enuresis that makes us go whizz
When we're busy sawing logs.

Physicians by laws can dispense good drugs
That dispel diseases caused by bugs,
By bugs, fine drugs fight bugs, sly bugs; bye, bugs!
These bugs can be mugged, slugged by wonder drugs.

We pop pills from physician
That sunder--they're so big--our jaws
(Cause nocturnal whizzes to pause).

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 13

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Adagio - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
There seems to be somewhat of a similar theme that I wrote too...about doctors. Good job. 5's
Paul Robinson - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Not many parodies can make me go, "Eeeewww...", JB, but for some reason this one did. 5's ~ ~ ~ for Eu on this one...
alvin rhodes - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
certainly a unique theme....i sang along
AFW - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
This drug me along for a funny ride...
Yoidy - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
The first part confused me. I thought it was gonna be about being molested at the physician's office - swallow the big load. As it went on, I understood it more. Funny stuff!
Stuart McArthur - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
causing nocturnal whizzes to pause is a big claim - I hope they can back it up, JAB - delightful syllable-matching which really suits the tune - 555
Meriadoc - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmmm....sounds like you have more faith in doctors than Pat does... :-)
Peregrin - November 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Bizarrely intruiging :) Like Yoidy, I was interpreting the first few lines somewhat differently to begin with !
Mr Pheasent - February 22, 2018 - Report this comment
There are some loose screws that need to be tightened otherwise your mind with go and its a streight jacket and a padded cell
Liz - February 22, 2018 - Report this comment
In a word: stupid. Definitely not funny. Swallow the fellas big load? Sounds Gay! Really?
Gay Charles - February 22, 2018 - Report this comment
And for those who dont want to swallow the fellow's big load, just "Spit The Load, Jack"

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