Johnny Ensign, Johnny Ensign,
You’re the ensign of C.

Johnny Ensign had a lover,
And he showered his love with kisses.
Johnny had a problem, though. . .not his missus.
Johnny Ensign had his parents
Make a payoff to his lover’s guy,
And then he put their callow
Kid on the payroll—pay high.

Guy was havin’
Everything go his way—
The dean of lechery,
But it wasn’t just he.
’nther fella had out-of-marriage date.
Was it a twist of fate?
They communally ate
Where Johnny’s livin’
It’s a club ’n’
It’s overseen by The Family.
It’s located on Street C. . .
The lovely town of D.C.

Guys were havin’
Fun. . .not home, far away—
Two deans of lechery,
Each in The Family.
Other fellas on C Street can relate:
Although I guess they’re straight,
They jointly masturbate.
Now Johnny Ensign’s
Got some troubles—
He might have committed felony
And this fella, he might be
In the penitentiary.
Johnny Ensign, Johnny Ensign, Johnny’s end sumped. . .
In the end, buggery?