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Song Parodies -> "Johnny Ensign"

Original Song Title:

"Johnny Angel"

Original Performer:

Shelley Fabares

Parody Song Title:

"Johnny Ensign"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Johnny Ensign, Johnny Ensign,
You’re the ensign of C.

Johnny Ensign had a lover,
And he showered his love with kisses.
Johnny had a problem, though. . .not his missus.
Johnny Ensign had his parents
Make a payoff to his lover’s guy,
And then he put their callow
Kid on the payroll—pay high.

Guy was havin’
Everything go his way—
The dean of lechery,
But it wasn’t just he.
’nther fella had out-of-marriage date.
Was it a twist of fate?
They communally ate
Where Johnny’s livin’
It’s a club ’n’
It’s overseen by The Family.
It’s located on Street C. . .
The lovely town of D.C.

Guys were havin’
Fun. . .not home, far away—
Two deans of lechery,
Each in The Family.
Other fellas on C Street can relate:
Although I guess they’re straight,
They jointly masturbate.
Now Johnny Ensign’s
Got some troubles—
He might have committed felony
And this fella, he might be
In the penitentiary.
Johnny Ensign, Johnny Ensign, Johnny’s end sumped. . .
In the end, buggery?

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Old Man Ribber - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
This is essentially a question of efficiency. Why was Ensign screwing his constituents one at a time when his fellow senators have been screwing the whole country at one time? ;D
Michael Pacholek - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
So nice to see such right-wing hypocrisy. (The latest: Another person running for Governor of South Carolina, and this time a woman, to whose defense the Palintologist has already stumbled.) As long as Ensign is in the Senate, Harry Reid will be that State's best Senator.
Old Man Ribber - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Friend Mike...isn't that like being the world's tallest munchkin? ;D
LilMiggieDoll - June 01, 2010 - Report this comment
joHannesBarricus . . . . you're Templar to me . . .

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