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Song Parodies -> "Man with a Poon"

Original Song Title:

"Man on the Moon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"Man with a Poon"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Matt, decoupled, went under the knife
Ye-ye-yenta
And he got himself a nested snatch
En-, en-, en-, enter
Monopoled he. . .wrenched off, gone, pecker-egressed
Stay on, not, not
Mister's now lassie in a wench's dress
Ray-on-on-on
Now a sister, sits to piss
She throne-throne, throne
Once one of brethren, now a miss
Debone-bone-bone

Hey, "Mattie," did they get your gun?
Gelded, you're de-socked, no more hung.
Hey, "Mattie," no more spoogein'--they delved it
Hey, baby, you're losin'. Cut!

After the cleave, you are a man with a poon,
Man with a poon.
After the cleave, you've got a rutted sleeve,
Where once stood a yule.

Metaphoric'lly, you had a staff, wood
Manhood-hood-hood
New role is queen, and it's distaffhood
Sans wood-wood-wood
Sheship means clutchin' with a v@gin@l clasp
Grab-grab-grab-grab
Mister's charge darting through Altamons Pass
Slab nab-nab-nabbed

Hey, "Mattie," did they get your gun?
Gelded, you're she-frocked, no more hung.
Hey, "Mattie," no more spume from the pelvis.
Hey, baby, you're coozin'--rut.

After the cleave, you are a man with a poon,
Man with a poon.
After the cleave, you've got a rutted sleeve,
Where once a slide rule.

There he snipped the dangle, did the sever-reliever
Snip-snip-snip-snip
There went little post, he cut off that thing
Lip-lip-lip-lips
There a little tucked spot instead of snake peter
No mo'-mo' pair
Mistress "Annie," cropped man: gone's testicle pair
Uh-oh! Au pair.

Hey, "Mattie," did they get your gun?
Gelded, you're de-socked, no more hunk.
Hey, "Mattie," no more tube at the pelvis.
Hey, baby, you're losin'--cut.

After the cleave, you are a man with a poon,
Man with a poon.
After the cleave, you've got a rutted sleeve,
Where once stood a tool.
After the cleave, you are a man with a poon,
Matt with a poon.
After the cleave, you've got a nutless beav
Where once stood a tool.

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alvin - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
one of your best sex change ditties....very amusing
John Barry - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.
Meriadoc - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Kind of leaves off the romance of that moon, spoon, June thing, eh? ;-D
Peregrin - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Good one!

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