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Song Parodies -> "Cold McDonalds Food Ain't Warm"

Original Song Title:

"Old McDonald Had a Farm"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nursery Rhyme

Parody Song Title:

"Cold McDonalds Food Ain't Warm"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Thanks to Red Ant http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional762.shtml for the idea. One extra syllable in the last line.
Cold McDonalds food ain't warm:
E coli to go.
Filets allegedly from chicks:
We try, we cry, "Ohhh!"
This is upchuck fare, this is sup-suck fare;
This waste sucks, ain't been plucked,
Taste this muck and upchuck.
Cold McDonalds food ain't warm:
Eat I meat-fry? No!!

Old McDonalds food ain't warm:
E coli to go.
Burgers allegedly from cows:
We try, we cry, "Ohhh!"
Untender chew fare, rendered hooves-glue fare;
Hard to chew, rendered glue,
Blended with rat doo-doo.
Old McDonalds food ain't warm:
Eat I meat-fry? No!!

Mold McDonalds food ain't warm:
We try, we cry, "Ohhh!"
Bacon allegedly from pigs:
Eat I meat-fry? No!!
This ain't pure-loin fare, it's purloined groin fare;
Ground-up groin, hound will join,
Fur from ferals purrloined. [sic]
Mold McDonalds food ain't warm:
Purr, cur, fur, turds to go.


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Adagio - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
That's nice, turn down McDonalds (let's hope)...yukk. 5's
alvin rhodes - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
...but their coffee is as scalding as your parody
Red Ant - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Yep, that is an accurate description. Thanks for the crediting. 5s.
Stephen Harrington - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
555, I agree.
Tommy McTurtle - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Yummm... Tautological title, but RFLMAO from "E coli to go" on..... "Eat I ..." lines also greeeeat switch! ...TMGLTM. Fives, and that's no Kroc, if that isn't too obscure a pun.
AFW - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Would you like fives with that?
John Barry - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Red Ant, Stephen, TT (get the pun, like it), AFW.
Royce Miller - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Enjoyed it.
Larry Hensley - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Yummy parody.
Stuart McArthur - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
way to JAB the (plastic) knife in, JAB - LOL - 555
Sharon "Parodiva" Krebs - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
John--Even though the thoughts provoked by this song are disgusting, I just couldn't help but LOL!!! With tears of laughter in my eyes!

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