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Song Parodies -> "Arbitrary"

Original Song Title:

"Beyond the Sea"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics


Unfair? Arbitrary:
Arbiters won't let us see
Some lyric strands; others aren't scanned.
The watching's slipshod, and it's flailing.

Somewhere, behind the "see,"
Watching's arbitrary.
Is there a sty in someone's eye?
Or perhaps someone's sight is failing?

Scar on the retina?
Or fear of ribald tunes?
Don't know, but what's left out
Seems based on phases of moons.

Despite rectitude lore,
Sometimes we see hardcore.
Apt it would beóreal policy,
Instead of this hit-or-miss flailing.

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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