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Song Parodies -> "Festerday"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Festerday"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A follow-up to my damaged-digit parody of a few weeks ago.
Festerday

Festerday, when my bubbling wound is turning gray;
Should have used some antiseptic spray.
It's like a sieve on festerday.

Soddenly, slime-rotted bandage is quite juicy.
The adhesive's gone—it's hanging free,
Like my thumb. . .streptococcally.

"Guy, it has to go; we can't sew," I heard doc say.
I'd waited too long, so it's gone on festerday.

Lessened space—my glove has got an empty thumb place.
The doc says he had to slice apace.
He had to cleave on festerday.

-humb, -humb, -humb, -humb, -humb, humb, -humb.
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Arwen - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
GROSS, John! Excellent, though...=) 5s!
Rod Worden - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved the glove line and the '-humb' thingy! Funny, John!
Johnny D - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Gonna be a little tough to grab your banana now, Dr. Zaius. 555
Ashkicksass - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you for ruining my breakfast, John. Thank you right to hell.
John Barry - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, all. I'm off to a dermatologist appt.
Kristof Robertson - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
One of your best, John...555
alvin rhodes - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
this parody just oozes fun....5s
Dee Range - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny as hell. Will the sequel be "Plundered my thumb", to the Stones "Under my thumb"?Great parody, all 5's
John Barry - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks much, Kristof, Alvin. Dee, I've already done "Sundered My Thumb," but Plundered has possibilities.
The Thought Police - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
This won't hurt your career as guest host of "At the Movies"? 555's
Meriadoc - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Best putrifying thumb parody I've ever read! ;-)
Peregrin - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
What a beautiful visual!
Spaff.com - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
"Streptococcally." Heh heh. TWO THUMBS - er, *one* thumb - WAY UP!
Guy - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
This was quite thumb parody. Can't finger what made you write it though. Well done. Good thing that I still have both my thumbs because I'm holding up all five digits for your vote.

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