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Song Parodies -> "Getting to Know Her"

Original Song Title:

"Getting to Know You"

Original Performer:

King and I soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Getting to Know Her"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This woman is truly scary. I'm going to keep Palin pilin' on until I run out of bile 'n' call it off.
The man is ancient and graying.
Did he give this choice much thought?
She sure seems an nut-job creature,
A reactionary tw@t.

She wants teachers to be spurning
Science; what she likes the most
Is creationism text worked
Into schools--make Darwin toast.

Getting to know her,
Getting to know all about her.
It's hard to like her. . .
A bit too far right for me.

Getting to know her,
I feel I can venture this screed. . .
To Cotton Mather this venture'd lead.

Now have you noticed,
The chump's frump is sneaky, sleazy?
Hubby was in a secessionist crew.
Things I'm learning make me rue
Clown Johnny.

Getting to know her,
I think that I can venture, she'd
Take us back. . .seventeenth century.

Now I have noticed,
The chump's frump pick makes me queasy. . .
Exudes ugliness, loose a screw or two.
Things I'm learning scare the poo
Out of me.

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

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alvin - September 04, 2008 - Report this comment
love the OS and love the sentiment you've put into YOUR version
UnKnownVotress - September 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack, ~The Sweaty Gourmet~ don't mind being 'taken back' in time . . . the '50's (Gloves & Girdles) & the Kamelot years would indeed make me smile ! ! But Ms Sarah's religious doctrine is way too far back for me, Sir ! Her only hope, is that she be an exCatLicker ! ! !
John Barry - September 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, UKV (she's licking something else now).
Johnny D - September 04, 2008 - Report this comment
"The King and I" ... in her DREAMS!

But these fives are no dream.

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