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Song Parodies -> "Fuels Gush In, FFV"

Original Song Title:

"Fools Rush In"

Original Performer:

Rick Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Fuels Gush In, FFV"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

The Fossil fool version
Fuels gush in—they’re never gonna end.
It’s sunk, a pipe that starts to pump
to then make a gas blend.
There’s a sea to drain down there.
Compressed dinos and trees
don’t form this fare!

Fuels gush in—don’t cry: there’s always mo’.
The reservoirs are full and plump;
oil’s always gonna flow.
We can get endless supplies within. . .
always-open oil mart you bet; let fuels gush in.

Fuels gush in—I’m so wise that I know:
the reservoirs are full and plump;
oil’s always gonna flow.
Magma’s wet beneath the earth’s thin skin.
Endless supplies—take heart, don’t fret; let fuels gush in!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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C2CFan - March 27, 2014 - Report this comment
That would be nice if proven true, but better yet would be to de-suppress Tesla's dream of free energy. Neither very likely as long as the sheeple continue to allow big oil to maintain it's strangehold. 5's
Rob Arndt - March 27, 2014 - Report this comment
JAB, I voted all your parodies 555 earlier! Btw to C2CFan... who needs Tesla when Coler's free energy gravitic battery works??? The Brits made him reconstruct one postwar and the BIOS Report states that it worked, but that they didn't know how!!! It is the only verifiable free energy machine in history and the German occult disc tech used a derived free energy system amplified to fantastic levels to power the internal triebwerke with mass reduction system included (liquid red mercury antimony heated and spun to 70,000 rpm). The Germans had used a combination of German engineering, German quantum physics, Tesla's known broadcast power ideas, and metaphysical technology from Vril. The initial construct was claimed to be of non-terrestrial origin but I dispute that as the Germans never needed outside help with anything! They invented true stealth tech, led in optics, armor, various flight revolutions, and U-boat tech. they had advanced small arms, dominated IR, invented real camouflage, every conceivable missile type, nerve gases, and exotic weapons beyond the tech of that time. They were reaching towards space and force fields as well as field dampening, weather manipulation, and even attempts at time travel. Btw, German synthetic fuel was available for US postwar use but Big Oil had the Texas A&M results classified and compartmentalized. Other German ideas baffled NACA, aero engineers, and scientists worldwide. FYI

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