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Song Parodies -> "Last Train to Charmsville"

Original Song Title:

"Last Train to Clarksville"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"Last Train to Charmsville"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Missed the last train to Charmsville;
What you hear is eructation.
All my fingernails are dirty.
I break wind in elevation.
I'm a schmo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oe.

I don't clean up in the morning,
So the must from me will strain
All your olfactory senses--
It's abhorrent, that's quite plain.
Horrid aro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-
ma.

Missed the last train to Charmsville;
What you hear's wind embarkation
While we're stuck here at floor 30,
And there is no ventilation--
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no!!!

Missed the last train to Charmsville;
I'm yakking on a cell phone
While I'm visiting the cloisters
Of silent orders in Rome.
"Buon giorno-o, bambino-o."

Missed the last train to Charmsville,
Once I've lain one from fartsville,
Then my gut rains; it's barfsville.

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Stan Hall - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
A Tale of P-U! / Spitties? Whatever, it's the Dickens of a parody that's Carten away a trio of 5s. :-)
Johnny D - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Sounds like the theme song for Zorba The Geek.
AFW - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
A gastric fantastic..
alvin - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
great title and execution...lol
2Eagle - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
If it wern't for flatulence what would life be?
littleCharmCakes - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh my Lord , it is a shocking vision: ~ Pirate Jack Barrow ~ just all sweaty and dank . . . Sir, you had best walk that plank !!
Ann Hammond - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
he he

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