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Song Parodies -> "SuturedCalfIsfragileStitchesThreadedBadlyClosedIt"

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Original Performer:

Mary Poppins soundtrack

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Lest anyone stew or chastise this lyric binge, gettin' all these posted, this is it, until I post the one more on which I'm working, which will be part of a special tribute-in-song-parody to the current administration.
Merry Doc Tim:
I'm stitching, stitching, stitching, stitching away,
I'm stitching, stitching, stitching, stitching away.

I fear the wound will unzip
If early you've exposed it
To activity that's rough;
With Demerol I've dosed it.

Doc's stitching, stitching, stitching, stitching away,
Doc's stitching, stitching, stitching, stitching away.

You tell me the sutures are weak,
Not strongly fused with thread.
I gave, you knows, my calf a tweak
And profusely it bled.
It looked like a swirling whirlpool
Gushing from a raked nose

Swirled like a time-of-month girl pool
That's going with the flows. Go:

Merry Doc Tim:
I fear the wound will unzip,
So to surely enclose it,
I'll backstitch to make it tough;
You'll repose 'cause I've dosed it.

I'm backstitching, backstitching, so it won't fray,
I'm backstitching, backstitching, so it won't fray.

I suggest you lay off leg curls;
Keep the limb straight, not bent,
Or you'll look like a fish filet;
Again it will be rent.

I'd like some marijuana;
Please prescribe some weed for me.
The ill in California*
Will ask you out to tea. Toke.

Just set the roach in a clip.
And get the smoke chest-throated.
Physicians have the best stuff
Whose practice is West-Coasted.

Yum! Nibble, nibble, nibble, Bundt, nibble, cake!
Munch! Nibble, nibble, nibble. Blunt. Nibble. Baked!

Merry Doc Tim:
Out in the back I've got a ton;
My ship came in today.
I'll summon up a nurse
And have her roll you a big "J."
But better use it carefully;
With THC it's rife.

Feds, bursting in:
Alright, doc, you are in a world
Of sh*t; you will get life!"

He SuesPerCal'sSlickState'sRightsTacticsFedsSeetheCaseAin'tClosedYet,
SuesPerCal'sSlickState'sRightsTacticsFedsSeetheCaseAin'tClosedYet (3x)

*"California" is pronounced Schwarzenegger style, with five syllables.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Agrimorfee - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Yet another winner--kudos to finding the finish, too. :) This is wackily irreverent--gonna be hard to choose which one of these Supers should be entered in SOTM. 555
Red Ant - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Wacky indeed. You oughta enter SOTM and ABCs if you have the time John, mucho fun. Again, great job with the internal rhyming.
alvin rhodes - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
bloody descriptive...i like it
John Barry - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Agrimorfee, for the votes and the education. Red Ant, thanks, might try that. Thanks, Alvin.
Johnny D - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmm, yes, definitely GET SOME HELP, JB !!! LOL !!

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