Merry Doc Tim:
I'm stitching, stitching, stitching, stitching away,
I'm stitching, stitching, stitching, stitching away.

This
SuturedCalfIsfragileStitchesThreadedBadlyClosedIt.
I fear the wound will unzip
If early you've exposed it
To activity that's rough;
With Demerol I've dosed it.

Nurses:
SuturedCalfIsfragileStitchesThreadedBadlyClosedIt.
Doc's stitching, stitching, stitching, stitching away,
Doc's stitching, stitching, stitching, stitching away.

Patient:
You tell me the sutures are weak,
Not strongly fused with thread.
I gave, you knows, my calf a tweak
And profusely it bled.
It looked like a swirling whirlpool
Gushing from a raked nose

Nurses:
Swirled like a time-of-month girl pool
That's going with the flows. Go:

Merry Doc Tim:
SuturedCalfIsfragileStitchesThreadedBadlyClosedIt.
I fear the wound will unzip,
So to surely enclose it,
I'll backstitch to make it tough;
You'll repose 'cause I've dosed it.

SuturedCalfIsfragileStitchesThreadedBadlyClosedIt.
I'm backstitching, backstitching, so it won't fray,
I'm backstitching, backstitching, so it won't fray.

I suggest you lay off leg curls;
Keep the limb straight, not bent,
Or you'll look like a fish filet;
Again it will be rent.

Patient:
I'd like some marijuana;
Please prescribe some weed for me.
The ill in California*
Will ask you out to tea. Toke.

All:
StuporCalforniaScripGetsMeAmplyToasted.
Just set the roach in a clip.
And get the smoke chest-throated.
Physicians have the best stuff
Whose practice is West-Coasted.

StuporCalforniaScripGetsMeAmplyToasted.
Yum! Nibble, nibble, nibble, Bundt, nibble, cake!
Munch! Nibble, nibble, nibble. Blunt. Nibble. Baked!

Merry Doc Tim:
Out in the back I've got a ton;
My ship came in today.
I'll summon up a nurse
And have her roll you a big "J."
But better use it carefully;
With THC it's rife.

Feds, bursting in:
Alright, doc, you are in a world
Of sh*t; you will get life!"

He SuesPerCal'sSlickState'sRightsTacticsFedsSeetheCaseAin'tClosedYet,
SuesPerCal'sSlickState'sRightsTacticsFedsSeetheCaseAin'tClosedYet (3x)


*"California" is pronounced Schwarzenegger style, with five syllables.