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Song Parodies -> "Kimmy’s Ass"

Original Song Title:

"Jimmy Mack"

Original Performer:

Martha and the Vandellas

Parody Song Title:

"Kimmy’s Ass"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Kimmy’s ass: biggie.
Whoa! Kimmy’s ass seems inflated with gas.
Kimmy’s ass: biggie.
Whoa! Kimmy’s ass, wide as the Khyber Pass.
It’s far larger than huge. . .
too big to fit in a luge.
It blocks the sunlight from view and shades the morning dew.
Butt brings: “Oy! it’s strut-like yet round,
throws a mammoth shadow on the ground!”
Hey, Kimmy’s: biggie
Whoa! Kimmy’s ass, a monumental mass.
Kimmy; shimmy goes Kimmy’s ass, when she’s sashayin’ past.

He yawls a screeching tone every chance he gets to bray;
got no manners and he’s crude. And won’t go away.
Mouth always open, it’s far from thin;
the dude’s always interruptin’.

Hey Kanye, Kanye
is Kimmy’s ass, and he is full of gas.
Kanye, Kanye is Kimmy’s ass. . .ego big as her ass.
Such self-loving. Such self-loving!

His ego, hey, it couldn’t be any stronger;
couple couldn’t be any wronger.
What an unpleasant crew.
Butts—Kimmy ain’t got just one; she has two.

Yeah, Kimmy’s biggies
Dos! Kimmy’s asses are both full o’ gas.
Kimmy’s biggies, one Kimmy ass is a gigantic mass;
Kimmy’s biggies, one Kimmy ass lacks class, is mighty crass.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

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 3   0
 4   0
 5   9

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Rob Arndt - July 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Asstastic! 555!
Jonathan - July 28, 2015 - Report this comment
hey John I'm real happy for you and Imma let you finish... 5's

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