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Song Parodies -> "Give Me No Facts"

Original Song Title:

"Hit the Road, Jack"

Original Performer:

Ray Charles

Parody Song Title:

"Give Me No Facts"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

What’d she say?!
“Give me no facts. ‘Alternative facts,’ what I adore.
Give me no facts. ‘Alternative facts’…want more!”

That woman says things that she just can’t mean.
I would call that woman an a huge Newspeak queen
from pages of George O.
Nearly all she says is faux, ain’t right.

“Give me no facts. ‘Alternative facts,’ what I adore.
Give me faux ‘facts.’ ‘Alternative facts’ adored!”

It’s crazy, simply crazy, nearly all she has to say—
alternate reality is her way.
Do a double-take—have you understood?
You would try to make sense of it, if you could.
But that’s the way it goes
when you’re in Orwellian throes. Ain’t right,
what she’ll say.

“Give me no facts. ‘Alternative facts,’ what I adore.
Give me faux ‘facts.’ ‘Alternative facts’…some more!”


“It’s faux ‘facts’ I adore.”

Huh, what’d she say?

“My own ‘facts’ I adore.”

We didn’t understand you.

It’s real facts make her sore.

She can’t mean that!

Just her ‘facts’ she adores.

It’s a crazy team.

Her ‘facts’ making me sore.
What’s she trying to sell to us?!
Just the ‘facts’ she adores.

Plus—tweets with no facts.
It’s what we’ve got in store,
for a term that lasts four!!

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