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Song Parodies -> "Jenny I Must Call"

Original Song Title:

"Any Time At All"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Jenny I Must Call"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Jenny I must call (3x)
'Cause my appalling gut crawls way out to there.
What I feed my body much for lunch
Goes right into my thighs.
Just three squares? That's called a snack light.
You can have your porridge and bran.
I'm gonna supersize,
But I'm fat; I'm calling tonight.
Jenny I must call (3x)
'Cause my appalling gut crawls way out to there.

There's a ton that I ate away;
I'm never late to dine.
There is nothing I won't chew--
Any meat, a shoulder, a thigh
And many cuts of swine
I'll call tonight--after mutton stew.

Jenny I must call (3x)
That Kirstie is a doll
We'd make a pair.
Jenny I must call
That Kirstie is a doll
And what a pair!

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Meriadoc - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
And here I thought you were gonna call 867-5309...
alvin rhodes - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
funny concept...5s
Paul Robinson - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Mer stole my line, JB...Ooohh! I might have a parody idea ! OH...5's here - a "Phat" job here (do those youngsters still use that expression??) ~ ~ ~
John Barry - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Meriadoc, Alvin, Paul--thanks.

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