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Song Parodies -> "Steamed Meat"

Original Song Title:

"Steam Heat"

Original Performer:

Pajama Game soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Steamed Meat"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I love (hissssssssssssss) steamed meat, (3x)
When I eat my lunch, that dog’s hot in the roll.
I love (hissssssssssssss) steamed meat, (3x)
Though the brats are warm, on my paunch there’s a toll.
The linguiça’s skin glistens after the steam’s hissin’;
I’m feeding now—I take a bite.
I tilt up the beer bottle; as glug brew my wattle
Bobs up and down—what an awful sight!

I love (hissssssssssssss) steamed meat, (3x)
But before I tilt up, I toast with a “Skol!”

I steam my meat with flat beer poured in the boiler. . . (3x)
Stinks up the neighborhood.
Neighbors tell me that it smells just like trash burnin’—
In other words: not good!

Flat beer that’s boiling—
“Not good!”
Smells like trash burning—
“Not good!”
Flip a bird shot.

Fress, fress, fress, fress
As if munchies from pot.

I eat my lunch; then I launch a stroll
And then I put my dog in your sweet roll.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Old Man Ribber - September 15, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - Sounds like the Loesser of two evils. ;D
Rob Arndt - September 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Another nice one JAB-555!!! However, meat cooked in bear is sh-t regardless of smell. BTW, most people do not know that WW2 Spam actually stands for something- SPiced hAM!!! I'll take S.O.S. instead! Hey- can you write about S.O.S.???
Janet Baker - September 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Eew... gross!!!
AFW - September 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Wild and wooly...
John Barry - September 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR, Janet, AFW, Rob--hmm?
Porfle Popnecker - September 15, 2011 - Report this comment
My Mom used to make S.O.S. It was great. (For those unfamiliar with the term, it stands for "Sh-- on a Shingle.")

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