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Song Parodies -> "Mauled Fingers"

Original Song Title:

"Goldfinger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shirley Bassey

Parody Song Title:

"Mauled Fingers"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Malingers
On divan, the man who is lying couched,
Imbibing, slouched.
Subtle gal fingers
Beckon him to enter the wet within,
But too much gin
Lingers in his bloodstream, so it's clear
He can't make his pud stream from cum's tier.
So this lingual girl lowers to bliss it,
Lip it; dips, too limp
To kiss; it

Crawls, limper,
Primp-it girl has given his prick her all--
It shall just fall.

Limber timber had once, now not here,
Limper gimper, head for nonce just peer.
Sore-ligaments girl lessens to wrist it
Lifted but was not uprist,* it.

Mauled fingers,
Priggish girl wouldn't have primped it at all. . .
Tunnel carpal.

It's stalled; it can't awl,
Not enthralled,
It shall not stand tall,
Loosely lolled,
Gal's appalled.


*archaic past participle of "uprise."

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alvin rhodes - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
wonderfully weird
John Barry - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.
Tommy Turtle - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Love JB! -- For Tommy Turtle
Major mentor and role murdel
For wacky words and offbeat order
Even re: inept escorter;
Internal rhyme, alliteration;
Title twists, and titillation.
Always delight; never apall
Some day, certain, know that I'll
"Cialis" works, but I confess
The choice that pleased the most? OS!
AFW - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Tricky and explicit..
Brad Schuman - March 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Now that was obscene AND tasteful all at once!!
Stuart McArthur - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
you must have caught Chucky day-dreaming to get that one thru JAB - LOL - 555

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