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Song Parodies -> "Dizzy"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Tommy Roe

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He's so dizzy, caused by a building.
From a whirlpool he just pulled Kim,
And she's starting to arouse him,
Though her hair is frizzy.

First time that he saw that girl
He watched her for a friend, and all went fine.
Before long he was starting to
Be obsessed with her, watching all the time.

She was playing hard to get,
Until that day when she got wet,
And he pulled her out of the swirling brine.

She was ditzy, her head was spinning,
She took a dive from the mission.
Couldn't get up to save her skin,
Because he was dizzy.

Well, this was quite a shock for him
And it made him fall down below the belt.
Then one day, he met retro-Kim,
And a big sense of déjà vu he felt.

He saw she played a role for him
When she put on that pendant gem.
He took her to the mission to get help.

He's not dizzy, head's no more spinning,
And his girl-tool starts to unbend.
He gets up to the top, and then--
She want's to get kissy,
But he's not grinnin'
She's made him a fool, and he's bent
Out of shape, but she won't relent,
When in walks a Sissy*,
Startling them,
Causing Kim on her heel to spin
And she falls down to meet her end.

The sister gets missaly,
Jimmy's in a tizzy,
But then he get misty.
The plot was quite twisty.
The credits read "finis."

*Sister, i.e., nun.

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alvin rhodes - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
took me a tic before i knew what you were writing about and then i laughed my ass off...5s
John Barry - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin. I'm thinking hints with these movie-themed things might be in order.
Johnny D - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Hitchcockian masterpiece!

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