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Song Parodies -> "Mockin’ Shtik of This Tune’s Done—It’s Banned"

Original Song Title:

"Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

various artists

Parody Song Title:

"Mockin’ Shtik of This Tune’s Done—It’s Banned"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Slain “Spell”s fling, now I’m wistful
after making up a fistful.
My Jay-japes delight the dust had to bite:
mockin’ shtik of this tune’s done—it’s banned

Gone away are the ruse words;
had to way too much choose words
that were kinda wrong for a song not long.
Mockin’ shtik of this tune’s done—it’s banned.

Where to head now that I’ve dumped the moan man?
Have to spend some time in parsin’ down
songs like “Love and Marriage” from that grown man
who was born not far from New York’s downtown.

Jay surge gone, but retire?
Nope! Time for “Light My Flyer”
’bout a joint that’s made
from paper displayed
wallside where to stick up posts is banned.

Where to head now that I’ve dumped the moan man?
Have to spend some time in circlin’ round
song “Along Comes Mary” from a stoned man
who wrote this tune of maryjane renown.

It was so very thrilling:
up so many bytes filling
way back in the day
when I sent up Jay.
Mockin’ shtik now this tune done—it’s banned

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Callmelennie - December 05, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm going to pretend that this isn't about three quantum leaps above my current IQ level and that I actually understand this as I give you 555. ... One question, you are still working in the English language here, aren't you?
John Barry - December 05, 2012 - Report this comment
English it is, Lennie. And thanks.
Patrick - December 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Sounds like you're going through a rather painful withdrawal. I'll look for your "Along Comes Mary", though I never understood the original, so anything you do to it will be an improvement.
Timmy - December 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Even funnier singing it; I remember this Christmas classic.
John Barry - December 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Actually, Patrick, I'm glad to have the monkey off my back. "Mary," hmm?
Thanks, Timmy.
AFW - December 05, 2012 - Report this comment
The end of an era..perhaps you'll select another song to multiple parody
TJC - December 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Clever, cool and elf-referential... You had an incredible run, Mr. Barry, but Screamin' Jay was starting to get a little hoarse!
Meriadoc - December 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Very bizarre - my mom has a 60s-70s PBS special on TV and just as I read "Along Comes Mary" those exact words were being sung on TV. Anyway, I say 'hooray'! - the excellence of JB is coming back.
LilLiteHo - December 06, 2012 - Report this comment
. . . rolling in those Xmas lites tonite . . .

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