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Song Parodies -> "When Johnny Marched Up to Nome"

Original Song Title:

"When Johhny Comes Marching Home"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"When Johnny Marched Up to Nome"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I can't help myself. This woman is so godawfully dangerously deranged.
When Johnny marched up to Nome to get
Sarah, Sarah,
A running mate with a big hair net,
Sarah, Sarah.
He made it clear he was going to flout
Commonsense; he trotted her out.
She will spiel and bray
For Johnny, the march-hare gnome.

It's aural hell when she deploys,
Sarah, Sarah,
That Fargo-caricature voice,
Sarah, Sarah.
This village idiot will say
Whatever they tell her each day.
She will spiel and bray
For Johnny, the dark-fare gnome.

Get ready for stupidity:
Sarah, Sarah
And expect no lucidity:
Sarah, Sarah.
The lipstick is all ready now,
But is it on a dog or sow?
She will spiel and bray;
For Johnny, she'll bark-intone.

Her hubby's friendly with the gray,
Sarah, Sarah,
Confederates of latter day,
Sarah, Sarah.
Secessionists who played their parts
Were terrorist slaver upstarts.
Who would peel away
From the country's hearth and home.



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alvin - October 10, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...ya had me by the first line
norCAL-lips0-Honey - October 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, Here's Piece o'Fives for your worrysome, troublin', muscat hosterin', Bun lickin', Sirah drinkin', FishNet anglin', -L-Meat spewin' ways . . . Pirate Jack.
John Barry - October 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Lips (your assonant litany is ticking my ribs!)
2Eagle - October 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Good. They will start the Civil war all over again.
AFW - October 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I couldn't agree more..
MasonR - October 12, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL! Of course it wouldn't be so funny if they're actually elected...

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