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Song Parodies -> "When She Balls the Gov"

Original Song Title:

"When I Fall In Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"When She Balls the Gov"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I wrote this back when Schwanzenegger was unmasked and then forgot to post it.
When she balls the gov, he don’t pall his lever—
That ain’t clever, balling gov!
So he gets the girl, who’s a Mrs.
With an oven that’s stuffed with a bun.
In stolen moments of blisses,
She’s knocked up and bearing him a son.

That wasn’t too smart, but they act discreetly;
He can’t act, but plays his part
Nearly to perfection for years, but then he’s screwed:
Balling gov’s awakening’s rude.

He penile plentitude should have been capped when he screwed.
Who’ll be calling gov? Shyster dude.
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Wendy Christopher - May 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Oh, Arnie... see what happens when you mess around? You get the pies taken out of you on Amiright! That you've managed to make such a short OS so funny is worthy of a 555 in itself - all this and spot-on pacing too. Lovely job :^)
2Eagle - May 27, 2011 - Report this comment
He got stoopid! What was he thinking? Love the line about the bun in the oven - or the beef.
In Chambers - May 27, 2011 - Report this comment
This was topical and fun--basically, maid to order!
Old Man Ribber - May 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Classic JAB! ;D

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