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Song Parodies -> "Raindrops Keep Fallin’, and I’m Wet"

Original Song Title:

"Raindrops Keep Fallin on My Head"

Original Performer:

BJ Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"Raindrops Keep Fallin’, and I’m Wet"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

In the Soakin’ State, any parody of any song with “rain” in the title pretty much writes itself.
Raindrops keep fallin, and I’m wet;
I guess you could say that I’m having a wet-à-tête.
It streams then it drips.
Those raindrops are fallin’, so I fret
and I’m bawlin’.

So I just did some rug-cuttin’ for the sun;
doing a rain rhumba at this juncture would be dumb…
being in a bog

Those raindrops are fallin’, and my pets—
they are squallin’.

Glugging a drink, that’s so
I’m stewed and drenched completely—
it’s three-sheets me.
Another round spills, and I’m wet,
but now pleasingly.

Graindrops are calling me to bed—
too much distillate, I’m afraid, has gone to my head—
lyin’ quietly.
I can’t stop the rain, so I digress to grain-drainin’.
A drunken spree’s
just right for sunken me.

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Melanoma Zonie Lennie (MZL) - January 18, 2023 - Report this comment
V rays keep falling on my skin .. And just like a guy who books a room at the ol' Shut Inn .. Musn't show my face .. So ........

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