Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Jabbertalky"
Original Song Title:
"Jabberwocky"
Original Performer:
Lews Carroll
Parody Song Title:
"Jabbertalky"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
'Twas blither, and the slimy Rove,
A guy and gibbon in the cage.
All mixed up were their bozomoves,
Like the wrath from Abu Ghraib.
Beware the Jabbertalk, my son,
The sounds that bite, the jaws that catch.
Beware the JebJeb turd and shun
The ruinous band of quacks.
He took his "values" sword in hand;
Long time the mandate faux he sought.
So rested he by the DumbDub team.
He hasn't got a thought.
And as in oafish fog he stood,
The Jabbertalk with tiny brain.
Came blith'ring of his bungled word
And burbled something lame.
He knew, he knew that he could woo
With values game the cracker hacks,
Whose brains are dead, just like his head—
The whole galootish pack.
Jock had not slain the Jabbertalk,
Perhaps was harmed by beaming boy.
Oh abject day! Galoot "heh-heh!"
He chortled to annoy.
'Twas brilliant scum, the slimy Rove,
His guy, though, gibbers like an ape.
And plundered were the treasure troves
All the money rats outgave.
A guy and gibbon in the cage.
All mixed up were their bozomoves,
Like the wrath from Abu Ghraib.
Beware the Jabbertalk, my son,
The sounds that bite, the jaws that catch.
Beware the JebJeb turd and shun
The ruinous band of quacks.
He took his "values" sword in hand;
Long time the mandate faux he sought.
So rested he by the DumbDub team.
He hasn't got a thought.
And as in oafish fog he stood,
The Jabbertalk with tiny brain.
Came blith'ring of his bungled word
And burbled something lame.
He knew, he knew that he could woo
With values game the cracker hacks,
Whose brains are dead, just like his head—
The whole galootish pack.
Jock had not slain the Jabbertalk,
Perhaps was harmed by beaming boy.
Oh abject day! Galoot "heh-heh!"
He chortled to annoy.
'Twas brilliant scum, the slimy Rove,
His guy, though, gibbers like an ape.
And plundered were the treasure troves
All the money rats outgave.
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 2 | 2 | 2 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 2 | 2 | ||||||||
| 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 7 | 7 | 7 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Some solid "Jabs" delivered to Jeb & Dub & Rove here, Mr. J.A.B., 5's from me...
A masterpiece! Could be Jib-Jabbertalky!
Thanks much, Paul, JD.
Normally I'm against all the hating (from both sides of the political spectrum), but this is a novel idea.
As Olvan points out, this is a novel concept, for which you deserve credit, but it would be better if the following pairs rhymed: cage/Ghraib, catch/quacks, and ape/gave.
Some lovely takes from the original- "outgrabe/Abu Ghraib", loved the JebJeb Turd, and "Oh abject day! Galoot "heh-heh!"/He chortled to annoy." was kind of inspired :-)
Love it. And everything Philbo said.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/lewscarroll0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1302