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Song Parodies -> "Five Poor Cards Dealt to You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Five Poor Cards Dealt to You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Five poor cards dealt to you;
Highest is 9.
Rounding out: 7, 5, 3, 2,
They're unaligned,
Suits are unaligned.

I know that your hand's sh*t
So you lay three down. . .
Draw three cards, more crappy!
But you grin and try to bluff this round.

Five poor cards dealt to you;
Highest is 9,
Just 9.

I call you,
I call you,
I call you,
I call you, show 'em now!
You've got a pair
Of measly damn 3s
That blows, and how!

You're sneering.
Five poor cards dealt to you.
Your money's mine.

[fade to sound of chips being raked in]

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 8

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Royce Miller - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I have to give you credit for coming up with so many variations of this song, something that parody writers should appreciate.
Red Ant - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Voted this earlier today, didn't give you a lousy hand either. Three 5s beats a low ace anytime.
Rick C - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with Royce. 555

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