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Song Parodies -> "I've Got a Kink in My Tube"

Original Song Title:

"I Get a Kick Out of You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got a Kink in My Tube"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I think I'm pricked, what a pain!
It has me stalled and I can barely crawl,
I look down to see if it blew.
Or is there a kink in my tube?

I used cheap latex from Spain.
I take a whiff, but no rubber I sniff,
Nothing bored through that stiff molded goo.
I'm sure there's a kink in my tube.

This little fix will detain
Me as I riffle through tools; I am miffed
As I stick on a spindle that's lubed,
Try to get kink out of my tube.

In the bicycling domain
Gears sometimes skip, and the tubes often rip
You fix the rips with Slime--it's green goo
But I've got a kink in my tube.

I got a kink 'cause I stuffed the tube
In fast and incorrectly.
I've got a kink, what a pain in the ass,
And obviously, it does vex me.

This kink gives me a migraine,
But still, I pry off the tire and see I
Had indeed been a tubular boob:
There was a huge kink in my tube.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Kristof Robertson - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
This was great, John...you had me wondering how tongue-in-cheek this was supposed to be...or maybe I've just got a dirty mind. 555
alvin rhodes - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
guess i've got a dirty mind too....great job here...5s
AFW - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Long Live The Kink!.....From the Royal KY Jelly family..
John Barry - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof, Alvin, AFW. All double entendre intended.
Agrimorfee - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Let's inflate your score and ego with 555.

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