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Song Parodies -> "Sweet Blissness Is Cherry Blintzes"

Original Song Title:

"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Sweet Blissness Is Cherry Blintzes"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Auspicious are cherry blintzes,
nutritious are cherry blintzes,
delicious are cherry blintzes.
We might run out, I fear.
I like them beaucoup; it’s nearly a sin.
Sweet blissness is cherry blintzes;
I’m happy when they’re here.

Some eggs you will have to put in,
some butter you’ll have to put in—
and CHERRIES you’ll have to put in,
for a dish without peer.

I’ll crow so until I get some,
won’t crow-stow until I get some,
I won’t go until I get some.
Think I’ve made myself clear.

I like them beaucoup, please bring them right in.
I’m missing those cherry blintzes;
I don’t see any here.

I emphasize: Bring a bunch in,
or the wall I will be punchin’.
You say to me: “We got nothin’.”
I shed many a tear.

What’s missing here: cherry blintzes,
I’s living for cherry blintzes.
Who’s pissed RE: no cherry blintzes?
This guy standing right here!

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Jonathan - December 08, 2021 - Report this comment
you'd think with my love of sweets and especially cherries, I'd have had a cherry blintz by now, but no. probably gonna have to try one after this parody, though! 5s

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