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Song Parodies -> "La Vie on Hose"

Original Song Title:

"La Vie en Rose"

Original Performer:

Edith Piaf

Parody Song Title:

"La Vie on Hose"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Holding on until the last,
His time is nearly past.
This is la vie on hose.

When he's kissed off, heaven sighs.
Put pennies on his eyes.
Till then—the vie on hose.

Right now, machines beat his heart.
I wish he would depart
And go off to his doom.
He'll no more speak—
Devil terror loves—
His baleful words.
Seems now maybe the dove longs
To break its bond and fly free.
So won't some French M.D.
Unplug the hose?!

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.0

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AFW - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
That Ar-a-fat and good parody...555
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