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Song Parodies -> "I'll Put a Squelch on You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Put a Squelch on You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’ll put a squelch on you—
you’re out of line!
The things that you said—how could you?!
Had me sighin’,
sighin’ and cryin’.

I’m planning to vanquish
your nasty put-downs
The gambit’s to banish
you and all of your damn raspy sounds.
I’ll put a squelch on you,
and in good time,
in time.

’cause you use
too much booze…
while you snooze,
book a cruise,
I’ll send you there
for eternity,
to frozen ground;
air’s freezing!

You’ll wish in hell were you…
a hotter clime.

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