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Song Parodies -> "Stall Guy Lovin’"

Original Song Title:

"All My Lovin'"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Stall Guy Lovin’"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

“Close your thighs,” says Sister Sue,
“That furrows a bliss slough.
No member should be getting through.
When you smile, knees don’t stray;
you must not let them splay.
Do not end up guy lovin’ till you…

“…can enjoy sanctioned kissin’
and mission position.
The Pope will be so proud of you!
Then you can let ’em splay…
wish I could go that way.
But I ended guy lovin’—it’s through.

“Stall guy lovin’ till the time is due.
Stall guy lovin’—part thighs when time’s due.

“Close your eyes,” says Sister Sue,
“and burrow your bliss slough
with ‘member’ that I’ll lend to you.
Then you’ll smile while you play
with my toy while you pray.
Just pretend it’s guy lovin’ till you…

"…call, cry lovin’ ‘Oh, my God!!’s, but you
stalled guy lovin’ with what I’ve Lent you."

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