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Song Parodies -> "Trump’s Bad Hairage"

Original Song Title:

"Love and Marriage"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Trump’s Bad Hairage"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Trump’s bad marriage(s), Trump’s mad hairage:
mow that nest of dreck that’s much disparaged!
Uses it to smother
a dome that’s alopecia’s brother.

Trump’s bad hairage, Trump’s sad hairage:
like the mane of horse that pulls a carriage.
To it there’s no entry,
’cause mastic’s serving as the sentry.

Pry, pry, pry—can’t separate it
because it’s glued on.
Fly, fly, fly away it won’t, though by
rats—might be chewed on.

Trump’s bad hairage, Trump’s “Gad!” hairage.
Holding nest of dreck, glue from a carriage-
pulling horse that’s done in
and rendered after it’s done runnin’.

The nag can’t run
because it’s done.
Trump’s fake run, bun
are ripe for funnin’.

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Callmelennie - July 01, 2015 - Report this comment
He shall overcomb ..... He shall overcomb ... He shall overcomb, toupee .... Oh, deep in his part .... I do perceive ....... He shall overcomb toupee
Patrick - July 01, 2015 - Report this comment
Great parody, great comment. Trump's hair will fit it fine with Nixon's eyebrows and Obama's ears.

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