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Song Parodies -> "Pump, Spout; Sperm Are Found (Stick This Whale and"

Original Song Title:

"Jump Down, Turn Around (Pick a Bale of Cotton)"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Pump, Spout; Sperm Are Found (Stick This Whale and"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Pump, spout; sperm are found,
Skip is baleen watchin'.
Pump, spout; turn boat 'round,
Stick some whales today.

Pump, spout; sturgeon drown
In the bailin' frothing.
Pump, spout, surgin' sound
In this whale-oil bay.

"Oh, Moby!"
Stick this whale and often.
"Oh, Moby
Dick's gettin' away."

Oh, mort* be
Skip because he fought 'im.
Oh, mort be
Shipmates, 'cept Ishmae'.


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alvin rhodes - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
jaunty
TJC - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Whale of a tail! (and sometimes, a banana is just a banana...)
Paul Robinson - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Yep, whale of a tail...did you consider just calling it "Moby's Dick"? Spear these bluhtie 'fives' an' haul 'em aboard yer trawler, matey ~ ~ ~
John Barry - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, mateys.
AFW - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I sea a clever song spoof, here

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