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Song Parodies -> "I Suds Up Selsun Blue"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I Suds Up Selsun Blue"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I suds up Selsun Blue,
Makes my hair shine.

It stopped the flagrant flakes that flew
In the sky 'n'
Man, they were flyin'.

You know I had dandruff;
It was rustlin' down--
On my shoulders landed
And disgustingly dusted the ground.

I suds up Selsun Blue
In hair so fine,
What shine!

I love Blue,
Selsun Blue,
Bluish goo,
Luscious goo, see it spout
Into my hair,
Wash obsessively
Then rinse it out.

Mop's sheeny!

I will not Prell, though, use
To make hair shine.

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AFW - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Would make a great commercial jingle..funny idea..
alvin rhodes - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
this one just lathered me
TJC - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I think you may have the best command of the language, on this entire site. I get the feeling you're some Harvard prof., deep into old English, delighting in the warping of it to suit your own paradocomaniacial ends!
John Barry - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW, Alvin, TJC--quite a complement, coming from the composer of the brilliant "Movie Mogul." I'm no Harvard prof, but I did once reside briefly in Harvard, MA.
Michael Pacholek - August 12, 2006 - Report this comment
You may have the blues, but you're Head & Shoulders above us all.

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