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Song Parodies -> "Donner"
Original Song Title:
"Donna"
Original Performer:
Richie Valens
Parody Song Title:
"Donner"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Roast Donner. . . .
I ate a girl;
Donner was her name.
Delicious, she,
like venison or game.
Scrumptious grub: that girl.
Donner, culinary
dish was for me.
Chow now is gone;
what’s left is all bone.
Leftovers shall
make stock, a soupçon.
Luncheous [sic] grub: that girl,
Donner, culinary
gastronomy.
So starving, chowless and gaunt. . .
there was nothing left to chew.
But then I dined and all my grub
was Sue.
I ate a girl;
Donner was her name.
Big meal saved me
from being buzzard game.
Though I loved that girl,
Donner. No fast for me—
last was her knee.
Haute Donna. . . .
I ate a girl;
Donner was her name.
Delicious, she,
like venison or game.
Scrumptious grub: that girl.
Donner, culinary
dish was for me.
Chow now is gone;
what’s left is all bone.
Leftovers shall
make stock, a soupçon.
Luncheous [sic] grub: that girl,
Donner, culinary
gastronomy.
So starving, chowless and gaunt. . .
there was nothing left to chew.
But then I dined and all my grub
was Sue.
I ate a girl;
Donner was her name.
Big meal saved me
from being buzzard game.
Though I loved that girl,
Donner. No fast for me—
last was her knee.
Haute Donna. . . .
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I haven't been this moved by a song JAB, since "Timothy" back in 1969
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