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Song Parodies -> "Earle Will Be a Wolfman Soon"

Original Song Title:

"Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Earle Will Be a Wolfman Soon"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Lopin’ this lug, at night, not by day.
You’ll likely die, girl, if you should sashay
Past supper time.

He’ll never get tired of hunting you down—
On the ground your blood will spout, turning brown,
Then a crusty rime.
Don’t let him commit that crime

’cause your beau Earle will be a wolfman—moon’s
Up, he’s not man.
Earle will be a wolfman soon—
Don’t post the banns!

He ain’t misunderstood when he takes a life,
And when he’s slayin', Earle’s bicuspid’s a knife—
That boy’s no good!

They’ll be hunting him down to settle up the score,
And if they get the chance, he’ll sever no more
In this ’hood.
Until then I wish you would
Night strolls eschew.

Girl, up comes the wolfman moon—
Dude won’t be a man.
Earle will be a wolfman groom—
Doomed, your wedding plan.

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Old Man Ribber - October 18, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - In the words of the Dixie Chicks....Goodbye Earle! ;D

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