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Song Parodies -> "One Mitt Romney?!"

Original Song Title:

"Mickey's Monkey"

Parody Song Title:

"One Mitt Romney?!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Sen. John McCain recently said it is “inevitable” that the Republican nominee will be “one Mitt Romney.” There is no “one” Mitt Romney. An egregious panderer and flip-flopper even by political standards, Mitt has a difference instantiation for every issue, occasion, audience, constituency. . . .
This guy is everyman and then some.
He mines alter egos,
Not one, not two, but so many more,

Romney’s not one guy; Romney’s beyond bi,
Romney’s many guys goin’ for the prize.

This fan of Mitty who was beaten down
In 0-8 is now shilling for this clown,
And just recently, heard him say
That things were gonna go this way:

“One Mitt Romney” is sure to be the nominee,
But there is no such Romney thing.
When he shows up, who’ll ya see?
For every Mitty, another Romney.

Romney’s not one guy; Romney’s many guys,
Romney’s multi guys goin’ for the prize.

Romney 3, Romney 2,
Which Romney’s gonna show up for you?
Because there isn’t “one” Mitt Romney
There might be a million Romneys
Many Romney, lots of Romneys
Whole slew o’ Romneys (slew o’ Romneys)
Slew o’ Romneys (beaucoup Romneys)
Whole crew o’ Romneys (crew o’ Romneys)
Mitty Romneys (million Romneys)
Mitty Romneys (billion Romneys?)

Romney’s not one guy. . . .

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NorCalGal - March 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Hey, Sir, you're the same age as "derMitt " ! ! and he is one "Hot cowBoy" !! My nephew photographed him last week for the college newspaper in Boise, ID. He said Mitt is quite the Candidate . . . " F E E L da M I T T "

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