Song Parodies -> There’s a Bright Red Gush

Original Song Title:

"There's a Kind of Hush"

Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

  
Parody Song Title:

"There’s a Bright Red Gush"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

There’s a bright red gush from out of that girl tonight—
The mouth on that churl gives a leeching wound,
A sucker of blood;
He’s got teeth; they’re keen.

It’s a gruesome buss, then her body is more light,
Yes, her body’s svelte ’cause she’s freed of blood.
They’re honed and they bite.

She’s bitten; her carotid streams,
Flowing chow that he swills, sips to extremes;
He ignores her screams.
Her moaning sounds stream in his ear;
Oblivious, he swigs with cheer—
He glugs juice, now her neck is severed.

There’s a spritely gush from out of that girl tonight;
He chows down, that churl gives a leeching wound—
A lover of blood.

Suck-suck-suck. . . .

He’s licking her carotid; reams
Of gore chow that upwell, into him stream
While his hot breath steams.
Her moaning sounds he’ll no more hear.
When she’s undead, up will she rear
To glug juice; they’ll both live forever. . .

Make them die, you must go into their world, daylight.
This guy and his girl. . .in a stake you thrust;
You’ll have stalled their bloodlust;
Lushes all done—they’re dust.
Bust!
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Mark Scotti - October 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I can just picture a dracula parody movie with the star singing this!!! Two fangs draw 555 pints!!!
LittleMsBitten - October 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah . . . You're gettin' " Belled tonight " SirSweaty!!
John Barry - October 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Mark: That would be funny. Thanks.

LMB: Sweatin' to the holees (in the neck)
blackjack21 - October 24, 2009 - Report this comment
The John Barry Blood Fest flows on, and this parody flows perfectly.
Old Man Ribber - October 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Fangs for another holiday classic!
< ! ! ! > - October 26, 2009 - Report this comment
~ Free the Holees ~ Feed the Holess

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