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Song Parodies -> "We're Victims of D.C.'s Cliff Mess"
Original Song Title:
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"We're Victims of D.C.'s Cliff Mess"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
We’re victims of D.C.’s cliff mess
We’re victims of D.C.’s griftness
We’re victims of D.C.’s grift fest
Will we get zapped next year?
Their fingers are in the pudding
Malingerers got a good thing
These grifters are a no-good thing
We’ll be fucked while they sneer
They blow smoke and get nothing done
A gross coterie of filch bums
A gross joke that gets nothing done
But stiffs us sans peer
We’re victims of D.C.’s cliff mess
We’re victims of D.C.’s grift fest
We’re victims of D.C.’s dickheads
Humanity’s worst tier
We’re victims of D.C.’s griftness
We’re victims of D.C.’s grift fest
Will we get zapped next year?
Their fingers are in the pudding
Malingerers got a good thing
These grifters are a no-good thing
We’ll be fucked while they sneer
They blow smoke and get nothing done
A gross coterie of filch bums
A gross joke that gets nothing done
But stiffs us sans peer
We’re victims of D.C.’s cliff mess
We’re victims of D.C.’s grift fest
We’re victims of D.C.’s dickheads
Humanity’s worst tier
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And there we were in the UK, thinking we might swap you a George Osborne.... maybe not, if things are as bad for you guys too! Very funny, with some clever use of the OS's pacing - I hope they don't make any Cliff cuts on the 555 I'm awarding :^)
Short, but says it all..fine addition to the current crop of "Fiscal Cliffies"
Well done, John, but tell us how you really feel.
555! Another scathing poke at the pols! Maybe if they were reading the "CliffNotes" on this site they might learn something.
Great job JAB-5s! No win situation right now. If we go off the cliff the DEMs will claim they couldn't get the tax revenue from the REPs and the REPs will claim they couldn't get the spending cuts from the DEMs. Seems both sides want to penalize groups of people. DEMs want to penalize the rich and the REPs want to penalize the poor. Middle Class is equally screwed by both sides!!!
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