You say it's your nurse day;
It's my nurse day too, yech!
Today is our nurse day—
we're gonna have a bad time.
I'm sad it's our nurse day.
Nasty nurse day to you.

Yes, we’re gonna have a hardy harpy,
yes, we’re gonna have a hearty harpy,
yes, we are gonna be happy—hardly!

Put their hands in our pants (nurse day)—
it won’t be for romance (nurse days),
not to play with our lance.
Nurse day—pants.

They will not even glance (nurse day)
at what we’ve in our pants (nurse day).
It’s the enema lance
Nurse day—lance!

I hate when it’s nurse day;
I know I’ll have a bad time.
Hell, she’s baleful on nurse day;
I’m ensured of a bad time.
I’m saddened on nurse day. . .
nasty nurse and Euw! tube.