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Song Parodies -> "I Gorge upon Shepherd’s"

Original Song Title:

"The Lord Is My Shepherd"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I Gorge upon Shepherd’s"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I pork out on shepherd’s pie, all I want.
I inhale treats when resoundingly famished.
I eat like a willful gobbler.
I force it down piehole.
I beat frequently a path right to the fridge for a great sate.
Just a short walk to the galley, and then,
I am never fearful it will be empty.
I nosh till I nap, feeling comfy.
Thou preparest a table for foraging;
It’s resplendent with shepherness—
Thou had anointed pan with oil.
My cup stuffed with eau de [vie].
Sure is good fress, so tasty,
Soft and silky that it calls for no knife.
And I will swell ’cause my mouth’s had much forked.
Gorge ever!

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