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Song Parodies -> "Liberal Pee-Pee Flow"

Original Song Title:

"Little GTO"

Original Performer:

Ronny and the Daytonas

Parody Song Title:

"Liberal Pee-Pee Flow"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Liberal pee-pee flow is weely lookin’ ’rine—
Wee juices at a pour speed; as it leaves I feel fine.
Vitreous bowl backin’ up now; pissin’ for much ti-i-i-ime.
So long it’s burstin’ forth, pints—not cups!—goin’ out, pee-pee flow.

[“Wee-wee” mixed with “Yeah, yeah, liberal pee-pee flow!”]

I gotta pee-purge like an hold horse ran a quarter mile
Post swillin’ huge loads of wawa –empty plenty, then smile.
Reek beans—a gasser makes the tail bob, really rife with “vi-i-i-ile.”
So long it’s horsin’ forth, pints—not cups!—goin’ rout, pee-pee flow.

[“Wee-wee!” mixed with “Oh yeah! liberal free-pee flow!”]

Gonna lave for my honey
(Spurnin’ a stop, flowin’ it out)
El pisso mojado*
(Spurtin’ a lot, flowin’ it out)
Or else, hell and then a crowbar
(Hurtin’ my mop, crowin’ a shout)
Will dent my head, and she’ll crow:
“Spurning the mop, grossin’ me out.
Take it out, pour Corona
(Gurgle this slop, flow then it out)
Over the flo’. . .”
(Burgeons, her wroth; mo’ than a pout)
“. . .no-no!”

She’d be the hottest thing around,
Gimme punches until I fell down
She would hurt me sore, wind arm up, poke my snout, beat me so.

[“Wee-wee” mixed alternately with “Yeah, I’m pissed, twit! Clean the flo’!! ” and “Yeah, I’m livid! Scrub the flo’!!]


*piso mojado: wet floor

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Michael Pacholek - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Liberals do have good pee-pee flow, after all, we believe in free health care! Bonus points for mentioning Wawa stores.
TJC - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Micturatin' some liquid assets (fives) yer way!
Old Man Ribber - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
"Urine" top form here! ;D
divaLaCorona - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Yukon Jack . . . Yes, you do need a Crowbar taken to your ~Corona~ ! El Senor Bore oNine . . .
John Barry - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
MP: Wawa stores. . .learn something every day.

TJC: I'll tink to that.

OMR: Tanks.

Diva: I agree--you can drink the stuff.
Tommy And The Chelonas - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
I have to agree with Michael Paholek -- that's the second time in two weeks -- that LIberals are full of p*ss. If only they wouldn't spray it on the rest of us...

Had vain hopes that the song would be an abandonment, or at least critique, of the political liberal., but not much, really. The "Pomona/Corona" sub was well worth it, though.

555, and an elision would have scanned the title switch perfectly: "Lib'ral Pee- etc.". Not required, but it would have "enlarged" your "pee-ness". ;-D
That Was A Flippered Typo, And Not An Insulting Pun - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
"Pacholek". (tough to type with flippers.)
AFW - September 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Appropriate manual for toilet training..

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