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Song Parodies -> "Ghoul on a Kill"

Original Song Title:

"Fool on the Hill"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Ghoul on a Kill"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Slay after slay,
A bone for a thrill,
The man with the undead grin has got one purpose: to kill.
His gross body doesn't slow him—
You see, that's because he's a ghoul.
He's all pustules, sores, and cankers. . .

He's a ghoul on a kill;
When the sun's going down
He will rise from the dead
And seek you for ground round.

Hellish buffet:
Head once so proud—
This man chews a crown, and loin is
Something through which he's plowed.
And everyone seems to fear him
'cause his chow is your ear--he'll take
It off faster than van Gogh did. . .

He's a ghoul on a kill;
When the sun's going down,
He will pry off your head
And eat, making loud sounds.

And nobody seems to like him
'cause they know that he wants to chew;
And he severs throats; appealing
Not's the drool when he kills.
He's not fun to be 'round:
He'll pop eyes from your head
As he's splitting your crown.

Chowing down and down and down. . . .

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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AFW - October 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Haunting..the supreme touch of Halloween
TJC - October 14, 2010 - Report this comment

[So, Paul really *is* dead?]
Old Man Ribber - October 14, 2010 - Report this comment
"Thank Heaven for Little Ghouls!" You "fleshed" this out very nicely. ;D
John Barry - October 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, all.
LittleGoldGhoul - October 14, 2010 - Report this comment
. . . G H O U L ~ O N . . . sirSweaty !
Tommy Turtle - October 14, 2010 - Report this comment
He's Mike Tyson? (the ear "bit)", so to speak)

555 for the title switch and the matching, and since it seems once again to be that time of year when all of the parodies are about Halloween, wake me when it's over. -- seriously. (Parody: "See You In November" to "See You In September" by The Happenings.)
LadyDragonEsque - October 19, 2010 - Report this comment
. . . S L A Y ~ O N . . . sirSweaty, Captain Jack Barrow !

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