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Song Parodies -> "Groggy, Soggy Blitzed Fest"

Original Song Title:

"Holly Jolly Christmas"

Original Performer:

Burl Ives

Parody Song Title:

"Groggy, Soggy Blitzed Fest"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Have a groggy, soggy blitzed fest—
swig down rum and ditch the beer.
Time to go for rum…some mo’;
keep filled that cup of cheer.

Have a groggy, soggy blitzed fest—
buffer gut with grub you’ll eat.
Or bad luck—you might upchuck
in gutters on the street.

Yo-ho, a drinkin’ go;
hungover you’ll be
when the morning ensues.
But for now, a spree!

Have a soggy, groggy blitzed fest;
in your eyes things may appear
groggy-foggy from
the fog-it optic misting till clear.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Agrimorfee - December 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Ol' Uncle Burl looked kinda like the guy who would sing this parody, too. Fun stuff, John.
JAB - December 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ag.
Jonathan - December 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Ol' Uncle Burl had the perfect voice for this OS! truly sounded jolly... anyway, funny parody, even to those who don't drink! 5s

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