Well, his temper is risin',
Gargoyle beast is a chore.
Crazily he's knockin'
With an ax on the door.
Since he's a baby,
He was a snot-nosed tot,
So you'd better make him peaceful;
His anger is hot.

In fact, so mad he's crazy,
So mad he's crazy.
You gotta give him some druggin',
Give him, give him some druggin'
Right away.

With pieces of wood,
From the door he'll start a fire.
You'd better make him peaceful
Or we all might expire.
The pharmacopoeia--you know what to do:
Get the kid sedated,
Get him tranquilized too.

Yeah, he's so mad he's crazy,
So mad he's crazy.
You gotta give him some druggin',
Give him some druggin'
Right away.

This beast is no good,
He's engorged with wrath and ire.
You'd better make him peaceful
Or we all might expire.
Pharmacy in vacant lot once stood;
Keep the monster relaxed
To make a safe neighborhood.

When he's so mad he's crazy,
So mad he's crazy.
You gotta give him some druggin',
Give him some druggin'
Every day.