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Song Parodies -> "Easter Charade"
Original Song Title:
"Easter Parade"
Original Performer:
Irving Berlin
Parody Song Title:
"Easter Charade"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Why bother to don it, your brand new Easter bonnet?
Because there ain’t gonna be any Easter parade.
Stay-home’s far from over. You cannot be a rover
out to the streets that once greeted the Easter parade.
Whatcha gonna do? Fifths call to you.
Hold your head up, then snap back
your neck; just be sure you’ve a generous pour.
There’s a chair; best sit on it. A trip out, you can’t spawn it.
A paschal world? Not this year—just an Easter charade.
Because there ain’t gonna be any Easter parade.
Stay-home’s far from over. You cannot be a rover
out to the streets that once greeted the Easter parade.
Whatcha gonna do? Fifths call to you.
Hold your head up, then snap back
your neck; just be sure you’ve a generous pour.
There’s a chair; best sit on it. A trip out, you can’t spawn it.
A paschal world? Not this year—just an Easter charade.
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Get a big big Bonnet, With loads weeds upon it
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