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Song Parodies -> "I Got a Spoiled Fugu"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I Got a Spoiled Fugu"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I got a spoiled fugu,
long off the line.
It looks rotten, and the smell? Whew!
It’s past dyin’,
and WELL past fryin’.

I will not repast it;
it has turned dark brown.
So I’m gonna cast it
into the trash and then tamp it down.
Bye-bye to spoiled fugu
I will not dine. . .
not fine.

In my view,
say “adieu”
and “FU”
to fugu.

But you vow
to have a share
you disregard me
and eat it now. . .
pay dearly.

Your gut has spoiled fugu. . .
matter of time.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 14

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Rob Arndt - February 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Congrats on passing 500. 555! I'm at 718...
CML - February 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Hey, dont overlook me ... I've done five!!!!
Jay - February 28, 2016 - Report this comment
My grandma with Alzheimer's can do six!
Patrick - March 01, 2016 - Report this comment
I used to wonder if fugu would ever show up on menus in the United States. Should appeal to base jumpers, extreme skateboarders and other Jackass fans. But then again, most things we ingest these days come with serious risks.

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