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Song Parodies -> "Maple Sliced"
Original Song Title:
"Edelweiss"
Original Performer:
Sound of Music soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"Maple Sliced"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Maple sliced, maple diced—
In I bore, sap flows sweetly.
Every bite, brings delight;
I’m so happy to eat trees.
Drop it below
To stop the stream’s flow—
Boom! it goes, scored timber
Maple sliced, maple diced—
Wrecked, this oak land for timber.
In I bore, sap flows sweetly.
Every bite, brings delight;
I’m so happy to eat trees.
Drop it below
To stop the stream’s flow—
Boom! it goes, scored timber
Maple sliced, maple diced—
Wrecked, this oak land for timber.
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Sweet! ;D
Delish! I've got the biggest sweet tooth in America...and a sudden craving for pancakes with maple syrup! For that you get 5 stacks of pancakes, 5 cups of maple syrup, and 5 maple flavored Canadian bacon with this one!
There use to be a cartoon that my kids watched about 2 beavers. They would make a snack out of split maple with sap and call it 'lickidy splits"...
I hope you carry Dental Floss, Pirate Jack ! !
Yummy. Delicious parody, 5's
Some provocative 'Soylent everGreen' here, John!
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