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Song Parodies -> "Maple Sliced"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Sound of Music soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Maple Sliced"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Maple sliced, maple diced—
In I bore, sap flows sweetly.
Every bite, brings delight;
I’m so happy to eat trees.

Drop it below
To stop the stream’s flow—
Boom! it goes, scored timber

Maple sliced, maple diced—
Wrecked, this oak land for timber.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Old Man Ribber - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Sweet! ;D
Christie Marie M - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Delish! I've got the biggest sweet tooth in America...and a sudden craving for pancakes with maple syrup! For that you get 5 stacks of pancakes, 5 cups of maple syrup, and 5 maple flavored Canadian bacon with this one!
Mark Scotti - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
There use to be a cartoon that my kids watched about 2 beavers. They would make a snack out of split maple with sap and call it 'lickidy splits"...
LilMabelFleiss - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I hope you carry Dental Floss, Pirate Jack ! !
Phil Nelson - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Yummy. Delicious parody, 5's
TJC - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Some provocative 'Soylent everGreen' here, John!

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