Original Song Title:
"The Letter" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Maxim de Winter seems to be in pain:
His wife drowned in the bounding main.
He’s lonely—she’s gone,
Empty is his home,
And his lady’s name, it was Rebecca.
Then one day it seems his troubles will banned. ..
Meets a new lady. . .bandied news: they’re banns’d.
Though his first wife’s gone,
Not empty his home,
’cause this lady is replacing Rebecca.
But the ghost of Rebecca
Seem near ’cause it lives for Mrs. Danvers,
Who’s a twitchy bitch who gives new chick loads of crap
As well as lots of slander.
Then one day:
Maxim de Winter unloads and explains
To new wife, it was he’d slain
His loathsome wife gone. . .
Had a john, but who?
No, no lady was the vaunted Rebecca.
So, a ho’ was Rebecca,
Going to have a kid and he’s not the dad.
So he hit ’er then he hid ’er in a boat, wrapped.
Turns out that she had
She was quite sick and planning to take
Her life, so Maxim gets a break.
But the Danvers crone:
Toasted like a scone;
She won’t give away the home of Rebecca,
Up in flames go she and home of Rebecca.
Mrs. de Winter II, as played by Joan Fontaine
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